CLiFF's definitions

turkey drop

n. A traditional act of charity during the Thanksgiving season, whereby you "drop off" a frozen "turkey" to some organization (like the Salavation Army), which then redistributes to the poor.

Mike’s Pharmacy has scheduled the fourth annual Turkey Drop today to benefit the Salvation Army.

by Cliff June 17, 2003

Molesinator

Acool person who plays football and is king of all robots

MOLESINATOR: Come here robocop and destroy hugh marshall

by Cliff February 3, 2004

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

prairie doggin'

When riding in a car, someone feels an extreme need to take a dump, so much that the turd is moving in and out of the anus.

"Daddy' please pull over, I'm prairie doggin' !"
used in Saturday Night Live

by cliff November 19, 2003