hambonied

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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dick-door

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.
After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005
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one-dogger

noun; 1.another name for a one-hitter, a slim metal pipe, whcih may resemble a cigarette, in which a person can load one or two drags worth of marajuana or tabacco.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.
"Hey man, do you want another one of these one-doggers or are you good?"

or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"
by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005
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manogram

n. etymology-derived from "mammogram" (a photograph of the breasts made by x-rays).
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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sogged

adj, meaning not or opposite of thirsty. Commes from soggy, meaning full of fluid, or thoroughly wet.
"Hey Billy, do you want some water, or something else to drink?"
"Thanks, but after all that cola, i'm sogged"
by C.W. Anderson III September 24, 2005
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Bush

verb,1. to bush means to horribly fuck something up as a result of stupidity or greed which results in at least one person, but often several thousand, innocent people being injured or dying. Often used together with dumbass. Defined in honor of the Nazi president of the US of A.
2.commiting any outrageously stupid act. Often used together with dumbass.
1.The President:"Huri-cane? I thought you said Co-caine and i don't want anything to do with that anymore."
Everyone:"You really bushed that one, didn´t ya- dumbass."
2.After downing a pint of wiskey, falling down the stairs and then filling the car full of vomit, sally said to billy "You just bushed the whole night-dumbass"
by C.W. Anderson III September 25, 2005
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wooken-pa-nub

v. etymology-derived from "looking for love" when eddy murphey sang it on SNL (a comedy skit show in the USA) as Buckwheat(a young african american character from the little rascals(an old television show in the USA) who had a very thick southern african american accent).
means to go or be on the prowl for sex.
Last night at the club i was wooken-pa-nub but struck out.
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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