C.W. Anderson III's definitions

jesus h christ

name; Jesus Henry Christ. The illegitimate son of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene and the grandson of god. Today used as an expression of amazement or excitement which has carried over from his lifetime. When Mary would introduce his as Jesus H Christ, people would reapeat it in disbelief.

Mary: Hey luke, have you met my son, and the grandson of god, Jesus H Christ?
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Praise your Grandpa! Are you here to die for our sins like your old man? Hey what does the H stand for?
Jesus H Christ: Henry
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Turn some water to wine! Let's party!
Jesus H Christ: hallelujah! Your prayers have been heard! Bring out the water!
Mary: Jesus H Christ! You'r to young to drink.
Jesus H Christ: My Grandpa damn you!
Luke: Jesus H Christ!, you said it.

and so on

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

one-dogger

noun; 1.another name for a one-hitter, a slim metal pipe, whcih may resemble a cigarette, in which a person can load one or two drags worth of marajuana or tabacco.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.

"Hey man, do you want another one of these one-doggers or are you good?"

or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

manogram

n. etymology-derived from "mammogram" (a photograph of the breasts made by x-rays).
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.

After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

hambonied

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

dick-door

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.

After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

beersit

v. etymology-variation of babysit.
means to watch someone's beer or drink while they are away from it.

Hey Billy, beersit for a second while i go to the john and hit the one-dogger (see "one-dogger" i'm in hell and my keyboard doesn't have square brackets).

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

sogged

adj, meaning not or opposite of thirsty. Commes from soggy, meaning full of fluid, or thoroughly wet.

"Hey Billy, do you want some water, or something else to drink?"
"Thanks, but after all that cola, i'm sogged"

by C.W. Anderson III September 24, 2005