baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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ripped

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart
1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.
by Bud E Love September 23, 2003
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Ricky Retardo

1. Name to call a friend or foe when they have done something stupid.
2. Reference to retard or loid.
Hey Ricky Retardo, how about putting your finger in the light socket while yer at it.
by Bud E Love May 05, 2003
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log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

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LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show
by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
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rum bunny

A woman who will let you take nude photos of her once she is drunk.
Cathy is a rum bunny and I have the pics to prove it! What a whore, let's post them on the internet!
by Bud E Love May 02, 2003
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Fob

1. Fresh Of The Boat
2. variation of WOP, without papers
Origins can be tracked back to Ellis Island with the huge influx of immagrants flooding into the United States in the late 1800's.
The workers on Ellis Island coined the term when immagrants who spoke no English nor had and sense of "Americanism" arrived. Used in a derrogatory sense.
Later FOB became popular in the 50's on remote vacation destinations (Hawaii etc..) and still later in California with the huge rush of Vietnamese immagrants in the late 70's and 80's.
Hey John, that new kid Phoeng is such a FOB - did you see what he's wearing...(insert cruel 9 year old laugh)
by Bud E Love May 06, 2003
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four square

1. relatively new church popping up all over the US. Spin on a Christian church, similar to Mormonism in their fears of something different. They honestly believe in gouls, goblins and witches; thus hate Halloween.
2. Ignorant freaks.
Shit, another four square neighbor who moved into my street. They ruin all fun holidays.
by Bud E Love May 07, 2003
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