7-11

1. alternate term for opne 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Dude, that ho is open like 7-11.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

Cowboy fan

1. In the closet gay.
2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.

Oren is such a Cowboy fan, get that cock outs yer mouth!

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

San Francisco bullseye

1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.

I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

nutters

1. an angry baby squirrel that attacks when provoked.

Dale screamed like a little school girl when Nutters the teeny, tiny baby squirrel ran up his leg.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Stinko de Mayo

1. the day after Cinco de Mayo at all the fairgrounds where festivities were held.
2. smelly place

Man the waterfront is going to be Stinko De Mayo tomorrow!

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.

I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003