Definitions by Blake

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket 

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket by Blake November 12, 2002

burn one's poker 

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

burn one's poker by Blake November 12, 2002

bindle stiff 

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

bindle stiff by Blake November 12, 2002

fourf 

four F method-find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em

Man I'm horny, I just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.

fourf by Blake November 12, 2002

Schwing! 

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

Schwing! by Blake November 12, 2002

mitten queen 

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

mitten queen by Blake November 12, 2002

dedigitate 

expression meaning pull your finger out of your ass

Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.

dedigitate by Blake November 12, 2002