Blake's definitions

distill

To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.

Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.

by Blake June 10, 2004

circle fuck

When a group of guys form a cirle standing up and fuck each other, everybody is a happy simon

Hey Tom, we should get like 10-12 guys together and try a circle fuck it would be awesome!

by Blake March 10, 2004

Shapappy

The act of whipping a person accross the face in the a very degrading. Victims of this actions are usually left with no sense of pride or wanting to live. This usually falls upon people who pass out after small amounts of alcohol.

Shawn who drove a sunbird who sold it for a gayer car known as a cavalier (not just girls drive them) got shapappied when he passed out walking up the stairs, he wishes he was dead now.Shit I Got You Good

by Blake September 20, 2004

Shout at the Devil

Anal sex.

Man, last night my I taught my girl how to shout at the devil!

by blake March 16, 2004

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by Blake August 8, 2004

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003