Blake's definitions

back-door-trots

diarrhea

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.

by Blake November 12, 2002

bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

by Blake November 12, 2002

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

mind fuck

to intentionally pressure someone to do something that the person would not otherwise do

I didn't turn in any of my assignments, but I was able to mind fuck the teacher into giving me an A.

by Blake November 12, 2002

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

fourf

four F method-find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em

Man I'm horny, I just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.

by Blake November 12, 2002