Blake's definitions

Nass

Area between the nads and the ass

My kerchief reeks cuz I rubbed it all over my nass.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Blacula

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.

In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.

by Blake August 15, 2004

gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

by blake March 31, 2004

gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

by blake April 1, 2004

stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.

Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.

by Blake August 13, 2004

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by Blake August 8, 2004