shit

An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.

1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.

by benormous April 24, 2006

metric

Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.

Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked!
Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live.

by benormous April 18, 2006

ganstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, etc..

by benormous July 21, 2005

after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.

John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!

by benormous April 24, 2006

uber hella

Combination of the words uber and hella. Used directly before an adjective to give an extreme twist to it.

John: That hat's dope.
Mike: I know it's uber hella cool!

by benormous April 17, 2006

hand hold up

In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.

by benormous February 22, 2006

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by benormous April 25, 2006