Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.

booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse

by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012

Planting

The action of putting any sort of plant seeds inside a woman’s vagina before, during, or after sex and letting them grow inside of her until she has a plant coming out of her pussy.

Me and my girlfriend tried planting and in 9 months we should have a sunflower.

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Planting

Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.

John went planting

by _Johnny-boy July 31, 2011

planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.

Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!

by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."

by Officer K October 29, 2017

Planting

The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"

"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018