BRANDON's definitions

anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse

anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.

by brandon April 17, 2004

Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

by Brandon March 11, 2004

douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003

token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.

Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!

by Brandon March 1, 2004

Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know

she loves to suck dick

by Brandon December 10, 2003

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

by Brandon April 14, 2005

zorbit

to blow on someones stomach making a fart noise

She gave me a zorbit and it tickled

by Brandon December 10, 2002