BLAKE's definitions

nicaragua

According to President Bush, Nicaragua is a very nice continent.

Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.

by Blake November 12, 2002

busy as a cat burying shit

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

by Blake November 12, 2002

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

atomic atmosphere

Air sullied by the breaking of wind.

Woah don't go in there, it's one atomic atmosphere.

by Blake November 12, 2002

back-door-trots

diarrhea

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.

by Blake November 12, 2002

bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

by Blake November 12, 2002

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002