fire crotch

a redhead

My friend is a fire crotch.

by Blake November 13, 2002

Shout at the Devil

Anal sex.

Man, last night my I taught my girl how to shout at the devil!

by blake March 16, 2004

Shapappy

The act of whipping a person accross the face in the a very degrading. Victims of this actions are usually left with no sense of pride or wanting to live. This usually falls upon people who pass out after small amounts of alcohol.

Shawn who drove a sunbird who sold it for a gayer car known as a cavalier (not just girls drive them) got shapappied when he passed out walking up the stairs, he wishes he was dead now.Shit I Got You Good

by Blake September 20, 2004

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 26, 2004

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

by Blake April 21, 2003

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004