BLAKE's definitions

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

ayuko

"owned me in every game"
PS KoreaN PRIDE

owend me

by blake March 14, 2004

gurgle

A fart that sounds like you blew bubbles in your Hardees malt.

That wasn't just a fart, THAT was a gurgle, you better check your pants/

by Blake November 11, 2002

flim flam

A vagina that is so loose that the labia slap together when the owner of the vagina walks.

"I can hear that flim flam coming a mile away" or "That female has a sloppy flim flam"

by Blake February 17, 2004

ass vacuume

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

by blake September 28, 2003

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by Blake August 8, 2004

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003