BLAKE's definitions

gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

by blake April 1, 2004

bubba sparxx

One of the greatest rappers ever. He can mix country with hip-hop.

by blake September 5, 2003

stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.

Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.

by Blake August 13, 2004

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

grammar nazi

An Asshat that normally trolls forums looking for posts to correct becuase they have nothing worthwild to add to the thread..

That asshat mike is a grammer nazi and is a freeking troll.

by Blake May 6, 2005

cheeb

1.freeloader

2.the most offensive insult you can think of

3.friend

you still owe me ten dollars from the time we went to the skatepark, cheeb!

you stupid cheeb

hey cheeb

by blake May 13, 2005