BLAKE's definitions

mind fuck

to intentionally pressure someone to do something that the person would not otherwise do

I didn't turn in any of my assignments, but I was able to mind fuck the teacher into giving me an A.

by Blake November 12, 2002

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

fourf

four F method-find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em

Man I'm horny, I just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.

by Blake November 12, 2002

dedigitate

expression meaning pull your finger out of your ass

Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.

by Blake November 12, 2002

fire crotch

a redhead

My friend is a fire crotch.

by Blake November 13, 2002

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

by Blake April 21, 2003