BLAKE's definitions

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by Blake October 29, 2004

gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

by blake April 1, 2004

stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.

Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.

by Blake August 13, 2004

velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 11, 2002

white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

by BLAKE October 10, 2004