BLAKE's definitions

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.

Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.

by Blake August 13, 2004

gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

by blake April 1, 2004

dj west

he is the "strongest man in the world." he likes to puke out his food even though he says its normal. he can also resemble a pumpkin.
he also thinks all punkers use drugs. he also likes to say "thats gay."

go dj...fr-fr-fr-e--esh

by blake March 22, 2005

grammar nazi

An Asshat that normally trolls forums looking for posts to correct becuase they have nothing worthwild to add to the thread..

That asshat mike is a grammer nazi and is a freeking troll.

by Blake May 6, 2005

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003