When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.
’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave
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To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.
*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.
When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.
‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul has a large peniscringe.
Fake boobies.
‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.
A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.
‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren
A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.
‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’
A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).
’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam
