Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

by AstrayMind98 May 09, 2020

Rubber Tits

Fake boobies.

‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Octosnatch

Someone who loves a minimum of 2 cocks in there vagina simultaneously.

‘I have a octosnatch’ said Emma to Derrick and Giles.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Honeybutter

The liquid serum from the combined actions of anal and vaginal intercourse. Creating a yellowish butter substance from the anal and vaginal fluids.

‘Errrr honeybutter’ said Elder Richard.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Bumdosser

This term is used to address lazy, useless people who love to run there mouth, and are all talk and no trousers. I.E. Deontay Wilder

‘You’re a bumdosser cunt’ Said Tyson

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020