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Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.
*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.
by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020
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Dick Cringe

The action in which a male hold and consoles his testicles and/or penis upon hearing of someones misfortune on their meat on two veg.
Man 1: Hey man I heard Tom tore part of his foreskin last night.

Man 2: Ooooh, *grabs scrotom*, damn I just dick cringed badd
by Heinro August 21, 2009
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Dick Cringer

When something so awkward or strange is said or done that it causes a slight discomfort in male genitalia. It makes you shake and is often felt like you have to get rid of something that has crawled on your body. It makes you cringe, the epicenter being your penis/testicals.
Doctor - "Your friend is lucky that he didn't die from the crash. Drunk driving is dangerous."

Friend - "Yea, I'll say. Why is his face bandaged?"

Doctor - "Oh, one of his eyelids tore off and fell into his mouth during the crash. We will perform reconstructive surgery soon."

Friend - *Cringes and shakes* "Uhhhhhhg!! What a dick cringer!!"
by OpX316 June 14, 2011
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cringedicted

when something or someone is making you cringe but you can't stop watching.
I was watching virgin diaries on TBS and became cringedicted.

Even though I was so tired once I started watching 90 days fiancee I had to cringe watch the show because I became cringedicted.
by Kylechyle September 18, 2019
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