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Dick Cringe

The action in which a male hold and consoles his testicles and/or penis upon hearing of someones misfortune on their meat on two veg.
Man 1: Hey man I heard Tom tore part of his foreskin last night.

Man 2: Ooooh, *grabs scrotom*, damn I just dick cringed badd
Dick Cringe by Heinro August 21, 2009

Dick Cringer 

When something so awkward or strange is said or done that it causes a slight discomfort in male genitalia. It makes you shake and is often felt like you have to get rid of something that has crawled on your body. It makes you cringe, the epicenter being your penis/testicals.
Doctor - "Your friend is lucky that he didn't die from the crash. Drunk driving is dangerous."

Friend - "Yea, I'll say. Why is his face bandaged?"

Doctor - "Oh, one of his eyelids tore off and fell into his mouth during the crash. We will perform reconstructive surgery soon."

Friend - *Cringes and shakes* "Uhhhhhhg!! What a dick cringer!!"
Dick Cringer by OpX316 June 14, 2011

cringedicted

when something or someone is making you cringe but you can't stop watching.
I was watching virgin diaries on TBS and became cringedicted.

Even though I was so tired once I started watching 90 days fiancee I had to cringe watch the show because I became cringedicted.
cringedicted by Kylechyle September 18, 2019