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remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
by Assweepay July 3, 2007
mugGet the remasterbatedmug.

cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004
mugGet the cilfmug.

podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.
Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
by Assweepay August 27, 2005
mugGet the podcastmug.

horizontally challenged

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
by Assweepay October 1, 2005
mugGet the horizontally challengedmug.

Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books
by Assweepay November 5, 2003
mugGet the Dr. Philmug.

hotel california

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."
by Assweepay January 5, 2007
mugGet the hotel californiamug.

hnic bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.
by Assweepay November 26, 2006
mugGet the hnic bitchmug.

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