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Definitions by Assweepay

horizontally challenged 

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.
XML by Assweepay September 5, 2005
To let it be known that you own an iPod.
Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
podcast by Assweepay August 27, 2005

gayriage 

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).
Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.
gayriage by Assweepay July 13, 2005

lesriage 

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.
Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.
lesriage by Assweepay July 13, 2005

conclave 

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.
conclave by Assweepay April 16, 2005