Definitions by Assweepay

POTUS

The President of the United States

George W. Bush is a POS POTUS

POTUS by Assweepay October 10, 2005

horizontally challenged 

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

horizontally challenged by Assweepay October 1, 2005

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

XML by Assweepay September 5, 2005

podcast 

To let it be known that you own an iPod.

Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.

podcast by Assweepay August 27, 2005

gayriage 

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).

Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.

gayriage by Assweepay July 13, 2005

lesriage 

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.

Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.

lesriage by Assweepay July 13, 2005

conclave 

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

conclave by Assweepay April 16, 2005