macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

by Assweepay August 13, 2003

cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 12, 2004

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay July 16, 2005

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 17, 2005

lesriage

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.

Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.

by Assweepay July 01, 2005

Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books

by Assweepay November 05, 2003

syllogism

Sperm that flies all over the place when you ejaculate.

Peter North has got lots of silly jism.

by Assweepay January 25, 2004