remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
by Assweepay July 03, 2007
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Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books
by Assweepay November 05, 2003
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gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).
Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.
by Assweepay July 13, 2005
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podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.
Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
by Assweepay August 27, 2005
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lesriage

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.
Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.
by Assweepay July 13, 2005
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macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.
by Assweepay August 13, 2003
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