Assweepay's definitions

remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.

Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.

by Assweepay July 3, 2007

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

by Assweepay November 26, 2006

podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.

Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.

by Assweepay August 27, 2005

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 5, 2007

Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books

by Assweepay November 5, 2003

horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

by Assweepay October 1, 2005