XML

Well it's not a programming language at all actually. XML stand for eXtensible Markup Language.

w3c.org: {
Extensible Markup Language (XML) is a simple, very flexible text format derived from SGML (ISO 8879). Originally designed to meet the challenges of large-scale electronic publishing, XML is also playing an increasingly important role in the exchange of a wide variety of data on the Web and elsewhere.
}

it can get pretty complicated, but the basics are simple enough and a decent way to bypass alot of cross-tech crap that you get when you can't stand using Microsoft's suite of crap because you can't stand reading their deplorable documentation.

<DICTIONARY>
...
<ENTRY word="XML" isNoun="YES">
<DEFINITION>
see above
</DEFINITION>
</ENTRY>
...
</DICTIONARY>

XML by roke March 14, 2004

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

XML by Assweepay September 5, 2005

XML

Extensible Markup Language

An XML file is an extensible markup language file that structures data for storage and transport. In an XML file, there are both tags and text. The tags provide structure to the data. These tags, which adhere to specific syntax guidelines, surround the text in the file that you wish to store.

XML by bluestinger66 August 20, 2023

XML Molester 

An XML Molester is any programmer who believes that he must learn the structure of Visual Studio XML config files; files that are automatically generated and automatically managed by Visual Studio.NET. XML Molesters compulsively memorize the tag structure of SOAP messages, and practice writing XML data sets (XSD files) by hand using notepad. They often enjoy embarrassing seasoned pros over their apparent lack of XML knowledge and skill.

XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.

Ron of IT Professionals Inc. is a real XML molester. I heard him interviewing a 10 year veteran programmer the other day. He chewed this guy a new one because he couldn't explain XML tag structure of SOAP envelope, and a web.config file.

XML Molester by Bochambo Lochacopota April 11, 2006

boyfriend.xml

Friday night funkin

boyfriend.xml you are fucking my daughter

boyfriend.xml by ewjmjajcdskvs March 2, 2021

Boyfriend.xml

Boyfriend is a blue haired, Asian-American rap star. He's in a relationship with Girlfriend.exe-Gearest. His canonical family members consist of virtual pop singer Hatsune Miku and his adopted brother Ritz the Rat. He's a college dropout who has taken a liking to Girlfriend, and his ex boyfriend is Pico Fulp. His name isn't Keith, Louis, or Evan dumb eggy lol, "It's simply Boyfriend" -ninjamuffin99

The main character in Friday Night Funkin' is Boyfriend.xml

Boyfriend.xml by Reeshi September 15, 2021

sitemap.xml 

A sneaky little file that web developers use to communicate with aliens in a secret language called "Geekese." This extraterrestrial communication device was accidentally discovered by a webmaster who happened to have a close encounter while browsing through lines of code late at night.

Person 1: Hey, I was trying to find the sitemap.xml file for Urban Dictionary. Any idea where I can locate it?

Person 2: Ah, you mean the secret treasure map of slang? Urban Dictionary has an unconventional twist to their sitemap. It's not just any regular sitemap.xml—it's the "sitemap-https.xml.gz"!

Person 1: Wait, why does it sound like a top-secret mission? What's with the "https" and the "gz" at the end?

Person 2: Well, Urban Dictionary knows how to keep things spicy. The "https" is their way of encrypting their linguistic gems, so only the language enthusiasts can access them. And the "gz" stands for "glossary zaniness," where they compress all the outrageous definitions into a single file. Just remember, once you enter that sitemap-https.xml.gz, there's no going back. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the quirky corners of the urban lexicon!

sitemap.xml by rock_more July 11, 2023