Student

Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.

Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.

Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."

"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"

"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"

"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
by Anon. April 04, 2005
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haste

Some echild junkie, attends raves. He is a naughty boy. Tends to engage in conflict with others for the humour value.
"Oh look, its Haste! Omg. Omg. Omg."
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ass n titties

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johnny depp

1. Talented actor and musician. One of the best actors of our generation with such bizarre but well-played roles such as Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of Caribbean", etc.

2. Titled to be the 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People magazine in 2003.
1. Johnny Depp's role in 'Sleepy Hollow' was quite magnificent for his brilliant performence, his charisma, and the story inside the legend.

2. Amazingly attractive, Johnny Depp, is one of the charming actors of our time.
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boardchow

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass
Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.
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onions

The purest opiate of the ginger colour, not to be confused with blonde or any other normal colour.
onionsbed:// ok people, time to start laughing, i just shit myself :D
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norwegian

Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.
Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!
by anon. April 08, 2005
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