landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)
"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
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dogbox

also see: paddywagon
used in Australia, refering to the caged wagons the police use to transport people around in
"last night the cops took my mate away in a dogbox"
by anarchist October 12, 2003
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Pitt Fiend

Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.
"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"
by Anarchist October 20, 2003
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Minesweep

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.
"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.
by Anarchist November 04, 2003
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Boo-yah

An annoying exclamation, often uttered by planetarium-headed freshmen who think they're karate kid, often in a high-pitched, grating, nasal tone.
"Boo-yah! I'll slap you!"
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
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bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
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School Without Balls

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.
by Anarchist October 21, 2003
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