Amber's definitions

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

Mighty Joshua

I lieing, cheating, pusillanamous heap of recrement, that lures teenage girls into his perverse world of pedofelia.

I saw the Mighty Joshua lurking around the elemetary school looking for his next victim.

by Amber November 13, 2004

Loneman

A lonsome loser that seeks out young teenagers, or two holes and heartbeat. See also Might Joshua.

Look at the loneman hanging out around schoolyard.

by Amber November 13, 2004

bawls

kick ass mixer. Uber caffinated, and really good with some vodka and penguin mints ( a blue bawls).

I got totally shit faced from all those blue bawls.

by amber November 15, 2004

brunz

N. An elderly person. Typically used in a derogatory tone.

That brunz George goes to McDonald's every day to get the senior discount on coffee.

That Grand Marquis is taking up three lanes! Fucking brunzes!

by Amber November 17, 2004

Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004

horny

when you just need to get some and real bad!

i am sooo fucking horny! shove your cock into me now!

by amber February 26, 2004