Alexandra's definitions

Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

shufty

To have a glance or to look at.

"Be sure to have a good shufty at the pre-nuptial agreement you're signing."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

backstage pass

Phrase used when one has been given the go ahead to engage in anal sex.

"Sharon gave me the backstage pass and I'm using it tonight!"

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks

"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

Hit the sheets

to go to bed with/have sex with someone

"I couldn't believe how hot he was. We hit the sheets that night."

by Alexandra August 5, 2004

long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

by Alexandra August 6, 2004