Alexandra's definitions

Barmy

adj. 1.) extremely silly
2.) One who is extremely silly

1. "It's plain barmy of you to think he is a still a virgin at 22!"

2. "Oh, nevermind Sarah. She's not all bad, she's just barmy."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.

"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

man-gina

when a man puts his dick between his legs and it looks like a vagina

u have a man-gina...stupid bo

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

Fuck-All Squared

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

by Alexandra August 19, 2004

religion

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex

"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

vamoosh

to hurry up and move it ALONG!

ay yo..VAMOOSH! We only have 2 minutes! damn...

by Alexandra April 21, 2005