AYB's definitions

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

coca cola

The name of a carbonated, caffeinated beverage known and consumed worldwide. The beverage was named for the fact that it once actually contained cocaine.

A nice, refreshing bottle of Coca Cola really hits the spot when you are thirsty.

by AYB March 9, 2003

Virtua Fighter

The first 3d polygon fighting game made by SEGA in 1992. It was followed by Virtua Fighter 2 (1994), Virtua Fighter 3(1997), and Virtua Fighter 4 (2001). Still the most innovative and realistic 3D fighting game series in existence, since it attempts to mimic real moves and physics as closely as possible. Since Virtua Fighter's creation, there have been a slew of half-assed ripoffs such as NAMCO's Tekken series, and Team Ninja's Dead or Alive series.

Virtua Fighter 2 is still the best and most original 3D fighter of all time. Virtua Fighter 4 doesn't count, since it's based off of Virtua Fighter 2

by AYB February 17, 2003

ripoff

A scam or act of being cheated out of something. Typically related to money scams.

I paid $150 for Paint Shop Pro but I got it for free with a new modem I bought a year later. What a fucking ripoff!

by AYB April 22, 2003

sizzle

The sound of something roasting.

Those barbecued pork ribs sure did sizzle on my grill.

by AYB February 18, 2003

television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

by AYB June 20, 2003

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 11, 2003