AYB's definitions

fo' sheezy my neezy

Yet another variation of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

I gotta go fo' sheezy my neezy with my girl tonight.

by AYB February 8, 2003

talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

by AYB February 18, 2003

utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

by AYB June 17, 2003

fiction

Something that is not true. A lie.

Science fiction.
Religious text.
Anything a politician says.
99% of what comes out of a woman's mouth.
The fact that presidents get elected by popular vote
Just about every doomsday prediction ever made.
Anything in the tabloids.
Anything on CNN.
UFOs.
Video games.

by AYB April 9, 2003

fo' shizzle

A shortened version of fo' shizzly my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle, my nizzle, cos I gots to go sizzle.

by AYB February 19, 2003

digit

A number. Most often referring to a phone number. Singular form of digits.

Hey, sweet thang. Can I get your digits so I can call you?

by AYB February 18, 2003

webster's

A dictionary that is typically used by college students. It does claim to be the most descriptive dictionary in the world, but it not only misses several non-slang words currently used, it even erases old definitions of words which are still being used today, in addition to avoiding technical definitions.

What the fuck? $25.00 for a Webster's dictionary and I STILL don't have any definition for or relating to misandry

by AYB October 22, 2003