Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
by AYB August 28, 2003
The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.
by AYB May 07, 2003
by AYB October 18, 2003
A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.
Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.
by AYB May 29, 2003
A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.
God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.
by AYB February 08, 2003
by AYB February 18, 2003