AYB's definitions

Rambo

The ULTIMATE American soldier. Piss him off, and pray to God that Rambo might kill you in a less painful manner.

Rambo 2 is the best movie of the series.

by AYB June 24, 2003

World Domination

Something America knows how to do best.

by AYB March 24, 2003

con

Slang term for a ripoff ot the act of ripping off somebody.

A person who is good at scamming others is called a con artist.

by AYB June 23, 2003

scamp

a kid.

You damn whipper snappin' scamps better get off my layn before I get my shotgun.

by AYB February 17, 2003

anime

Animated works of art from Japan. Most often characterized by characters with big eyes, excessive but really cool facial expressions, females with big bouncy breasts(;^D), multi-colored hair, heavy use of ninjas, swords, and robots(mecha), and Japanese culture oozing from every frame of film. Includes basically any category of TV or movie show you can think of. For instance, there are anime kid's shows, anime soap operas, anime movies (which kick Disney's gay ass any day of the week :^), anime sci-fi shows, anime pornography (hentai/pervert), anime music videos, etc., etc., etc......... Sometimes, the definition of anime can also apply to Japanese video games.

Unfortunately, these fine works of art are often mutilated, censored, and mistranslated by American corporate motherfuckers who want every imported film to be as watered down as the diarrhea-shit that Cartoon Network and Disney spew out of their asses. Often, the imported anime is so badly "edited" that it is often unbearable to watch, which means you would have to find a store that carries subtitled versions of the original cartoons, or find a bootleg store which carries the original anime(hope you know Japanese).

Cowboy Bebop, Robotech, Akira, Voltron, Thundercats, Outlaw Star, Gundam, and Iria are excellent examples of anime.

Powerpuff Girls and Samurai Jack are NOT examples of anime because they were MADE IN AMERICA, and anything that's made in America is pure and utter shit.

by AYB January 27, 2003

N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.

If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.

by AYB October 28, 2003

raven

A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.

The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.

by AYB June 15, 2003