AYB's definitions

Guy

The name of a cool ninja dude from CAPCOM's Street Fighter and Final Fight. He's a master of the Bushin style of martial arts.

Bushinjuu Power!

by AYB March 12, 2003

scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

god

A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.

by AYB February 8, 2003

Photoshop

An image editing program made by Adobe corporation.

I did this artistic masterpiece with cheap photoshop effects.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

loaf

1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.

2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.

1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.

2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.

by AYB June 29, 2003