Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AYB

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.

The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.

by AYB October 22, 2003

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

by AYB February 27, 2003

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.

Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.

by AYB March 31, 2003

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

by AYB April 8, 2003

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

by AYB May 17, 2003