AYB's definitions

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

by AYB October 20, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.

by AYB May 17, 2003

reality tv

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

Reality my ass.

by AYB May 17, 2003

prostitution

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

by AYB April 8, 2003