AYB's definitions

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

god

A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.

by AYB February 8, 2003

Photoshop

An image editing program made by Adobe corporation.

I did this artistic masterpiece with cheap photoshop effects.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Guy

The name of a cool ninja dude from CAPCOM's Street Fighter and Final Fight. He's a master of the Bushin style of martial arts.

Bushinjuu Power!

by AYB March 12, 2003

scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003

Tsunami

Japanese for big wave. Tsunamis can be generated by earthquakes, underwater landslides, and in rare cases, giant meteors striking the Earth's seas or oceans.

If a giant rock from space hits the ocean, the coasts and islands will be wiped off the face of the Earth

by AYB May 27, 2003