390 definitions by AYB

american idol

The WORST show in the history of television. At least it's good for laughs because most of the contestants CAN'T sing.

American Idol is absolutely HORRIBLE to the ears.

by AYB March 25, 2003

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 20, 2003

revolution

The act of attempting to new growth on a plant by chopping off all its branches.

Ever notice that a few decases after revolutions, the countries' economies go to Hell?

by AYB June 13, 2003

Tubcat

Without a doubt, this is one of the worst website ever made. Features a horrible design, poor spelling/grammar, painfully bad use of color, and very FAT cats.
If you don't believe me, just type www.tubcat.com and see for yourself.

The owners of the cats shown on the Tubcat site should be jailed for animal cruelty. Nuff said.

by AYB October 15, 2003

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 12, 2003

good shit

A phrase used to describe drugs that get you higher than usual.

That bag of weed I bought from my friend was some good shit.

by AYB April 9, 2003

teenybopper

A teenager who is a pop-culture zealot. Most likely an MTV fan.

by AYB March 19, 2003