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Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.
The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.
by AYB September 24, 2003
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How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
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by AYB June 26, 2003
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Get the jumping the shark mug.To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.
by AYB May 17, 2003
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