Definitions by AYB

what the ladies want 

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

what the ladies want by AYB October 9, 2003

Totally spies 

This is anime??? More like pure shit to me. It even has all the annoying cliches and political correctness that clearly seperates it from a REAL anime.

I tried watching Totally Spies and I changed the channel six minutes into the show.

Totally spies by AYB October 9, 2003

Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

Alimony by AYB October 9, 2003

nu-rap 

Modern rap "music". Unlike oldskool rap poetry, this form of noise not only focuses on sex, drugs, "bling-blings", and fast cars, the rappers can't even speak in English because they use a collection of slang and Engrishwords called Ebonics.
Nu-rap is basically nothing but overly-repetitive, slapped-together techno with somebody talking about nothing at all.

Examples: Eminem, Puff Daddy, Lil Bow Wow, Missy Elliott, Ja Rule, 50 Cent, Nelly, every rapper on B.E.T., and the list goes on and on and on......

nu-rap by AYB October 8, 2003

Ad Council 

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.

"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.

Ad Council by AYB October 1, 2003

we need to talk 

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

we need to talk by AYB September 24, 2003

impromptu 

Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.

The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.

impromptu by AYB September 24, 2003