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Definitions by AYB

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.
The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.
no talent whatsoever by AYB October 22, 2003

webster's 

A dictionary that is typically used by college students. It does claim to be the most descriptive dictionary in the world, but it not only misses several non-slang words currently used, it even erases old definitions of words which are still being used today, in addition to avoiding technical definitions.
What the fuck? $25.00 for a Webster's dictionary and I STILL don't have any definition for or relating to misandry
webster's by AYB October 22, 2003

war on drugs 

Wouldn't even survive a simple cost/benefit analysis. Besides, the LEGAL drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine) are the ones that are being abused MORE than marijuana, LSD, or cocaine anyway.
The War on Drugs costs too much because we are putting otherwise innocent people in prison for even holding trace amounts of drugs which otherwise have no negative side effects if used properly. There is no significant benefit because the taxes just keep rising, the police system discriminates the poor, the prisons are always overcrowded, and drug use is STILL increasing.
war on drugs by AYB October 22, 2003

nice guys finish last 

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
nice guys finish last by AYB October 21, 2003

Ginger ale 

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.
After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.
Ginger ale by AYB October 20, 2003

Survivor 

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.
However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.
Survivor by AYB October 20, 2003
Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.
If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.
organic by AYB October 20, 2003