A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.
Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!
by AYB July 19, 2003
mugGet the Operation Iraqi Liberationmug.

tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.
by AYB August 02, 2003
mugGet the tornado alleymug.

Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
mugGet the Drunken Mastermug.

ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language
They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.
by AYB February 17, 2003
mugGet the ebonicsmug.

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.
Porridge tastes better than corn grits.
by AYB March 19, 2003
mugGet the porridgemug.

lawyer

A soon-to-be politician.
by AYB February 16, 2003
mugGet the lawyermug.

kazaa lite

After the early death of Napster, this file-sharing network and many others sprouted like mushrooms in Napster's ashes. Kazaa is now under the crosshairs of the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA)
The RIAA, in its desparate attempt to monopolize the Internet, publicly announced that it will charge anyone who uses Kazaa lite $100,000(U.S.) for every MP3 they download.
by AYB August 05, 2003
mugGet the kazaa litemug.