391 definition by AYB

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
by AYB October 21, 2003

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1. What lazy parents use as an excuse to not want to teach their children what is and isn't acceptable to view. Proven to be useless because all it does is make the children even more curious as to why it is censored.

2. What the government uses to keep the dumb masses from finding out the truth about its corruption and incompetence.
by AYB April 03, 2003

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Something that fails miserably
The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.
by AYB March 13, 2003

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Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.
by AYB November 06, 2003

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A classic first-person shooter (FPS) made by ID Software, the same folks who made quality games like Wolfenstein and Quake.
When playing Doom, watch out for the Cyberdemon, for his rocket-launcher arm can easily kill you.
by AYB July 28, 2003

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A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.
The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.
by AYB February 23, 2003

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A spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the United States, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence.
Proof that the San Andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking California back into the Pacific Ocean.
Just watch the "Clueless" movie or TV show to see a good example of what a valley girl is.
by AYB June 29, 2003

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