AYB's definitions

tomorrows nobody

Today's pop star, sports player, televangelist, movie star, fad guru.

Rappers are an example of tomorrow's nobodies.

by AYB June 22, 2003

N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.

If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.

by AYB October 28, 2003

global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.

Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.

by AYB July 19, 2003

NES

The first great console made by Nintendo.

by AYB February 22, 2003

con

Slang term for a ripoff ot the act of ripping off somebody.

A person who is good at scamming others is called a con artist.

by AYB June 23, 2003

scamp

a kid.

You damn whipper snappin' scamps better get off my layn before I get my shotgun.

by AYB February 17, 2003

raven

A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.

The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.

by AYB June 15, 2003