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Kurt Cobain

the greatest musician of all time. He was the lead singer of the greatest band ever(Nirvana), and he will truly be missed. Kurt, where ever you are now, you are still loved by millions...
by a fan March 22, 2003
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cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.
I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.
by A fan March 29, 2004
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interpose

steph, amit, ben and mitch are ...INTERPOSE!!!!
Mitch is a kind of psycho rich boy who’s amazing at drums. He's by far the best musician in our band and that almost makes up for the complete lack of social skills. Almost being the operative word there. He does have an unfair advantage since he’s been playing the drums for like 6 years AND he actually takes lessons. He Famously got thrown out of JP Morgan on work experience for 'pleasuring himself in the boardroom'. I mean for christ sake. The boardroom?? Why??? He is currently out on bail. He also fainted, woke up by banging his head on a pipe and then fainted again while landing in a bin. The CCTV footage was hilarious. We would have sold it to You’ve Been Framed but we know for a fact that Lisa Riley eats all the tapes. Either that or Dr Atkins was playing a really cruel joke on her. For more Mitch related insults please go to www.jebman.co.uk.
Ben. Well Ben has had an electric guitar for about 6 months and he’s already way better than me. Which is annoying. But its cos he listens to music which involves talent. The problem with that is that he feels the need to end every song with a mini solo, followed by a drum roll from Mitch and then another solo. Its a miracle we've gone this far without bashing their heads in with the golf clubs. Or the gas canister. Or the gold plated microphone stand. Ben has also performed the miraculous act of wearing the same clothes every day for the last 5 years. I'm not even joking. Lets just say personal hygiene isn’t his strongpoint.
Steph probably has a serious mental condition. She is known to randomly run off and jump on stuff while scaring innocent members of the general public. She causes car crashes by waving at motorists and buys alcohol for little kids. Well attempts to anyway.
by a fan December 5, 2004
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Chi Phi

a.k.a. chi-phizzle

An organization of 18-28 year olds who value drinking and fucking fat freshmen girls over anything and everything. Characterized by 'brotherhood' activities which are nothing more then overt displays of homo-eroticism perpetuated by homophobic individuals lacking in tact or civility.
ex.1 - Man, Chi Phi is fucking tight!

ex.2 - You should join Chi Phi and fuck some freshmen hos
by A fan December 15, 2004
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Optralesecent

A word used to describe Christopher; a word of art, used to capture all the great things in the world into one word even though it comes up short in describing him.
Chris H is optralessecent.
by A fan March 6, 2004
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the space camp junkies

a band made up of the hottest guys in northern virginia that had some bad ass tunes
played songs such as "jro broke the tom","a hold on life","drunk sex" and,"dinosaurs"
by a fan June 5, 2004
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Ska junk

Genre of music. Possibly started by skittle-core band the Junglists. see skittle-core.
The Junglists are a great ska junk band!
by A fan March 7, 2004
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