Definitions by 4realazitgits
Masturbacandle
Using a candle to masturbate (unlit of course!) Usually works better for women than men unless you're a dude who's into assplay.
Husband: "Hon I was grabbing some of those tapered candles out of e drawer since the Flingcummers are cumming over for dinner.Im gonna use them as table dressing but one of them smells like pussy! Is that some kind of new 'scent' at Yankee Candle? Wife: "No dear that's just my Masturbacandle
Masturbacandle by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021
Prattle in the saddle
OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!
Prattle in the saddle by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021
Summer of '42
A term used to describe a wild 😜 summer.Can apply to both men and women.The origins of this term come from an old coming of age movie 🎥 of the same title.
Man my Summer of '42 was definitely the summer of '83! I smoked pot for the 1st time got laid went to concerts and was drunk most of the time!
Summer of '42 by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021
Class acthole
A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
.
And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
.
And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
Class acthole by 4realazitgits April 29, 2021
Suckumentary incum
I work in a nail salon as my main job but I make good. Suckumentary incum as a webcam girl . I file a 1099 as an independent cuntractor plus I can claim my bedroom as office space and write off my sex toys as tools of the trade. So far I haven't been fingered by anyone but myself!
Suckumentary incum by 4realazitgits April 26, 2021
If you remember grodie
The complete phrase is"if you remember grodie to the max" but that phrase gets a bit cumbersome so the foreshortening works better. It basically means a way of calling someone out who's still living in the 80s and doesn't realize it.
Aging gen x er: the summer of '83 was wild! I went to the " us"festival up in devore and my girlfriend at the time wore all this spandex....
Millennial. If you remember grodie
Millennial. If you remember grodie
If you remember grodie by 4realazitgits April 24, 2021
Nordstrumming
A practice common among well heeled women who typically shop at Nordstroms. Here's how it works: a woman will bring a plethora of clothes into the women's 🚼 changing room get naked and jill herself off secretly hoping to get caught
Nordstrumming by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021