Helm

(n.), an english term used to describe one who has an overwhelming flow of chest hair. (v.) the act of growing an overwhelming flow of chest hair.

(n.) Look at that guy, his chest is so hairy. He is a Helm.
(v.) His chest is hairy because he starting helming at such a young age.

by tim May 27, 2004

firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

by Tim August 07, 2003

El Dou

The Name for a person who has been infected with the "Dee" Gene. The dee gene causes a rare form of mental retardation simply known as DEE. Because of its hereditary nature, whole families (known as LOS DEES/DOUS) have been known to carry this gene. Besides being hereditary, it has been proven that habitual exposure to people carrying the gene can lead to infection. El Dou, also, can be used as an interchanable synonym for complete and utter retardation.

Seth was being inchorent, saying things that bordered on non-sensical and retarded, so Jones screamed "EL DOU"

by tim April 10, 2005

frisbee gear

the things need to smoke pot

hey lets go buy some frisbee gear and smoke it.

by tim May 13, 2005

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 07, 2003

limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 29, 2003

krunked

this means simply "drunk"

"We gonna go to the club and get krunked with Britney."
-The Ying Yang Twins, "(I Got That) Boom Boom," In the Zone

by Tim March 10, 2004