brian's definitions

Sexify

1. The Act of getting Sexy.
2. The process of getting ready to impress the ladies.

"I will be right back, I have to go sexify myself for this evening."

by Brian March 28, 2005

beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

by brian March 14, 2004

Meklenbug

(n.)A burg that has turned into a bug.

OH MY GOD! IT'S a MEKLENBUG!

by Brian February 26, 2004

Cheefing

Smoking weed, other drugs, etc. Preferrably from a bong.

Stop cheefing on my bong.

by Brian August 15, 2003

The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.

Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!

by Brian August 4, 2004

chief justice

Verb: When a woman is on her period and a man removes her tampon with his mouth and shakes his head around, thus spraying blood all over his face, resembling a vintage Native American.

"Craig now has period blood on his face because he gave himself a Chief Justice."

by Brian January 26, 2005

The Smiths

One of the best things to have come out of Thatcher's Britian.

"what difference does it make".

by Brian March 25, 2004