Tom's definitions

Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.

People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the

by Tom November 15, 2004

cheese pizza

an all in one, A guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese. And you can add shit for sausage

"man he just gave her a cheese Pizza"

by tom April 5, 2005

chachki

Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

Grandma's collection of mini spoons from around the country, mini statues (Lladro), little bowls of stuff for people to look at, figurines, doilies etc.

by tom April 21, 2004

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005