hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.

Oh my dayz did you see hij last night?

by tom November 01, 2004

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 05, 2004

Ayumi Hamasaki

The Japanese equivalent to Madonna (which is no coincidence considering this is her idol). Ayu is Japan's Queen of Pop music. She has monopolized popular culture in japan today with not only her keen sense of style and fashion but also her hard work ethic. She is not only a JPOP star but has also branched out into ballads and trance through her numerous Cybertrance albums and Ayu-mi-Mix's. She appears in many magazines and on many shows including singing her hit "Evolution" for the New Millenium. Japan's most popular singer alongside JPOP king Gackt. Voice may not be as good as Utada Hikaru but sure has fantastic songs which are more uptempo.

Many songs such as Appears, Evolution, M (Maria)and Real Me. Great trance albums.

by tom January 16, 2004

monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 07, 2003

Lazor

How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.

"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"

by Tom January 01, 2004

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 08, 2004