Definitions by Mark

Whisk 

An underarm throw, but with more force than any usual underarm throw.

"Lets go whisk a lettuce at someones house"

"But who's house shall we whisk lettuce at"

"Britney's of course..."

Whisk by Mark December 16, 2004

turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

turbulence by Mark December 14, 2004

Lampin

verb: To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive

"Said she's just lampin, chillin on campus" - Kanye West -

Lampin by Mark December 12, 2004

Jerkhammer 

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

Jerkhammer by Mark December 10, 2004

Glue Stick

To penetrate and/or enlarge the ear with the male penis.

Dude, I just glue sticked your mom last night. No joke.

Glue Stick by Mark December 10, 2004

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

Gummo by Mark December 10, 2004

shmae 

A word used for when something is bad. For example loosing 400 pounds on one spin of roulette

shit
bollocks

Donald :"400 pound, red"

Dealer:"13 black."

Donald: "Oh Shmae"

shmae by mark December 9, 2004