Cananicle

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.
noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown
On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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unsat

adj. Of poor quality. Lacking.

entemology: Thanks to the military's love for abbreviations and acronyms, unsat is shor for "unsatisfactory"
The plebe had unpolished shoes and a wrinkled uniform. The inspecting officer failed him and said he was completely unsat.
by Marc February 08, 2004
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bowing

interjection. Mispronunciation of "boring" when interupting a person speaking about an uninteresting subject, brought into popularity by Homestar Runner on www.homestarrunner.com
So we take the hypoteneuse of the triangle and using logorhythm of the apex, we can plainly ...

... BOWING! Let's talk about something else.
by Marc February 25, 2004
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money slave

1. (derogetory) A person who believes that money is the epitome of accomplishment. See also: yuppie, the man.

2. A person who is trapped in a low paying job. See also: wage slave
1. That dude driving that Mercedes is a fucking money slave.

2. I feel sorry for those money slaves working at McDonalds
by Marc December 19, 2003
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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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