a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.
i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.
by Emma April 27, 2004
by Emma December 23, 2003
to squeeze adoringly, lovingly, and slightly violently, but with intent to "love to death" rather than harm
by emma December 13, 2003
"Reuben, what is he dippity doin'?"
(It's a song, and John Reu is rippity tarkin'! Look at tarkin' if you wanna find out what John Reu is.)
(It's a song, and John Reu is rippity tarkin'! Look at tarkin' if you wanna find out what John Reu is.)
by Emma August 27, 2003
by emma December 07, 2004