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The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.
by Josh May 11, 2003
Get the erection mug.1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
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