muppet

a fool

'shut up and go home, you muppet'

by nick August 21, 2003

Jowell job

Similar to a so called "hand-job" or "foot-job", the penis is thrusted betwixt the preferably large, droopy jowells.

Uday recieved a jowell job from Martin. (AND HE LIKED IT)

by Nick November 20, 2003

descolada

A virus from the book Ender's Game

Ender was depressed when he saw that descolada was spreading throughout the crops.

by nick November 09, 2004

wired

A Philadelphia, PA radio station called Wired 96.5

Wired 96.5 plays ish-loads of music

by Nick September 03, 2004

cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

by Nick October 16, 2003

Whiscot

The area between whiston and prescot, population 1 house and a bus stop. I was born just outside Whiscot :-D

Just outside whiscot hospital

by Nick December 11, 2003

tube

The slang term for the London Subway

"Your Mom is the Tube"

by Nick April 19, 2005