wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016
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Trumpy Butt

(n) Used to reference a dog's butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump's mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as "Brown Eye."
Rover's been looking for a poop spot forever, but now he has Trumpy Butt so I know he's about to go.
by Metaphormidable November 26, 2016
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This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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folx

Folks.

As in, a group multiple people.
The fine folx at the corner diner shorted me my change.
by Ranmoth April 27, 2006
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Trump University

A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump's name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.
Hey, I bet that diploma from Trump University is so gonna help you land that position as head fry-chef that you've always wanted.
by I am the Donald March 25, 2008
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calling dingo

used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.

This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.
John Oliver: "The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!

I am calling dingo on that!... I am calling dingo!"
by 24angryMexicansInaWallmart August 11, 2014
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post-truth

relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.
Post-truth relies solely on personal beliefs and ignores any facts that may conflict with those personal beliefs.
by P-but November 16, 2016
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