Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda!
Friend: You know they have craft cocktails here, right?
Me: I dont know. It's my panic drink.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

And, I was, like, O.M.G., you're totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.

"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?"
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."

The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy

The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.

"She was so hot when she lifted her skirt I couldn't help but do Trumpalingus"