not long out of bed

An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"
I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed
by Fiftypounds December 02, 2016
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nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.
"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."
by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 02, 2016
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baby in the closet

When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.
Don't tell anybody, but I swear Elena's got a baby in the closet.
by Fitzgerald1 November 29, 2016
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Trump Christian

A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.
Billy Bob: I can't wait until Trump kicks all them Mexican and refugee families out of our country. It'd be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.
Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.
by Webster 2021 November 29, 2016
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Whoja vu

Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events.
That eerie feeling you've met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time
"I swear, I've met him somewhere before, but there's no way I could have. . . "
"huh. well then you're just having Whoja vu. go with it."
by Magster Dragster November 29, 2016
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pentagonorrhea

disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author
She was 'doing his biography', little did she know, it was not only cash paying, but pentagonorrhea was a bonus
by Ro20 November 14, 2012
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