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Paper Phone

Most fake women on dating sites use paper phones.
by Cyber sex master July 3, 2017
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trumpload

A very large amount.

Usage is similar to shitload, except it's only used to describe a large amount of highly negative things, like nuclear waste or senate Republicans.

A quantity is a trumpload if it is as large as the number of lies told by the 45th president of the United States.
There's a trumpload of chemicals in my well water, but Halliburton says it's unrelated to their fracking operation next door and besides Scott Pruitt says flammable water is perfectly safe for my children to drink.
by P Venkman June 25, 2017
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Modern Day Presidential

Acting immature; having a tendency to angrily rant on Twitter. Antonym: presidential
Donald Trump's behavior is not presidential, it is modern day presidential
by Some math teacher July 1, 2017
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decovfefenated

What the White House will be in January of 2021 or 2025 after President Donald J. Trump has his last cup of covfefe as POTUS.
With the departure of President Trump, Democrats across the USA are celebrating the newly decovfefenated White House.
by SteveWin June 27, 2017
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Teeth Paste

A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.
This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.
by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017
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Milkshake Duck

Someone who gains sudden fame for something nice and positive, only to soon after be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions and/or a shady past, often involving corrosive social/political ideologies, which quickly tarnishes their fame and the good will people momentarily had towards them.
"The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist" -@pixelatedboat via Twitter
by Disnaem June 11, 2017
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when i have time

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time
by The one and only :) June 27, 2017
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