Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

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sad-cited | sad-sīt-ed
adjective

(of emotional affect) a deep conflict between an ending and beginning.

The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that's already had all the windows scraped.

to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants

When you are so sad that you cannot move

Means either "grass mud horse" or "fuck your mother" depending on which signs you use to write it in Chinese. Due to Chinas strong Internet censorship you can't write the line as "fuck your mother", but it's fine if you mean "grass mud horse".