The most vile
, putrid shit
on the face of the Earth
! I bet prison food
tastes better than this slop
(Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school
has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible
Soups: See urine
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu
. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach
Cooked vegetables: P.U.
!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky
as a skunk
's ass! Everyone in my school
) has to hold their nose
to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen
, not milk
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo
for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice
, limburger cheese
, 20 year old sweat socks
, fish guts, and all this leftover shit
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.