18 definition by Valintino the Big Surpremo

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According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.

Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010

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An ignorant European who is a class-A douchebag. They think all Americans are fat, stupid, stinky, spoiled retards who a lot like George Bush. A eurofag pretty much has probably never seen an American before, but for some unfathomable reason, they act like they know all about Americans when they don't. They also think that they are superior to everyone else. Not all Europeans are like this, just eurofags, in fact most Europeans are cool, but some are just complete assholes.
Eurofag: All Americans are fat, dumb, ignorant, and only eat McDonald's!
Average American: For your information, most of us are in good shape, we are not dumb, only about 1/4 of us are ignorant idiots, the rest of us are not ignorant, and we don't scarf down McDonald's like animals. So who is the real ignorant person?
Eurofag: *silence*
Average American: That's what I thought, you eurofag.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010

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List of annoying things;
1. peopeole woho tyyp lykke dissss
2. people who make insults towards countries and their citizens even though they never been to that country.
3. school
4. assholes who think they better than everyone else and like to fuck with random people for no reason. see barney badass
5. mainstream media
6. soccer moms
7. narcs
8. carlos mencia
9. stupid politicians
10. loud-ass people
11. fanboys
12. fangirls
13. spam
14. bratty children
15. people who resort to saying "your mom", a "yo mama joke", and "your face" as comebacks
Those are all annoying things
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010

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The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.

Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.

Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 11, 2010

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A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.
Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010

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