smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.
"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."
by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018
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smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.
by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006
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mistakeholder

Someone with a vested interest in a topic but has all the facts wrong.
A mistakeholder in a fisheries management setting cited a number of reasons why increased transparency detracted from understanding a topic.
by jimbonelson December 06, 2018
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sassassin

That Herbert Hoover was quite the sassassin.
by TacyeoP August 26, 2015
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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 04, 2018
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jooks

To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody
he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
by j-ReD January 25, 2005
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facts

Guy 1 : damn bruh this is some good weed
Guy 2 : yo facts facts
by kushndgatorade September 12, 2014
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