forrest trump

An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.
We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."
by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018
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ITMFA

Impeach the mother fucker already (meaning: DJT)
Frequently used on Twitter, just type: #ITMFA.
'I have enough of the gas lighting and reverse narratives... ITMFA !'
by Impatient Bunny October 30, 2017
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Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.
"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"

"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."
by longduckdong January 06, 2019
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Slay King

Girl#1:Look Derrick is a slay King

Girl#2: Yass he is cute as fuck slayyyy king!!!! All the way
by Slay king May 12, 2016
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Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018
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Dump O' Clock

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).
Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."
by 50K All Day March 20, 2018
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skinful

an amount of alcohol that is enough to make a person drunk:
By ten o'clock he'd had a skinful.
by Renan Proenca September 16, 2006
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