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mid off

a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.
girl 1: im way hotter than you
girl 2: bitch please get yo ugly ass outta here
me: nahhh this a whole mid off yall needa reevaluate yourselves....
by seayng November 20, 2022
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fujoing

Often used in conjunction with the word “out.” The verb form of the noun “fujoshi,” commonly known as a female who enjoys BL comics/yaoi. “Fujoing out” is when someone who may not be a full-blown fujoshi, sees two men and immediately ships them.
“Did you see this picture of Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump looking at each other? OMG I’m totally fujoing out.”
by mandylovestrees1 April 25, 2024
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Service Top

Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them
“So I got laid the other night
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”
by Acousticclarinet July 29, 2018
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Meme Dealer

That one person who always has memes on standby and is ready to deal the memes

This person also has a lot of Dank memes
This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school)
I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes
I heard that my meme dealer was dealing memes to the ELA teacher!
by Pseudonym of LIFE October 9, 2018
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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
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glee debris

The mess left over from holiday celebrations. See also Christmess.
It only took us 10 minutes to open our presents, but it took us an hour to clean up the glee debris.
by JusticeSalmon December 28, 2005
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popcorn girl

When a girl goes to the cinema only to eat popcorn and nachos etc. and doesn't even care about the movie
She didn't even care about the movie that she's seen. She's such a popcorn girl!
by jazimazi December 25, 2025
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