Tosspot

Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.
"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.
by jack10pen January 01, 2009
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garage sailing

The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.
I think we'll go garage sailing this weekend for Velvet Elvis'.
by rzklkng August 25, 2003
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interrobang

first of all get your head out of the gutter. this word has nothing to do with sex you prick. this is actually a punctuation that is a question mark and an exclamation point‽‽‽ this is my new favorite thing. you stuck what in your mouth‽‽‽ khloe k named her baby malone‽‽‽ you bleached your asshole what color‽‽‽ how fast can you get to my house w pizza rolls‽‽‽
interrobang: you stuck what in your mouth‽‽‽ khloe k named her baby malone‽‽‽ you bleached your asshole what color‽‽‽ how fast can you get to my house w pizza rolls‽‽‽ it really works for every occasion.
by Cody Kolodziejzyk March 18, 2018
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friendship

Something that is much underrated in our society. Friendship is actually a form of love (here I'm not talking exclusively about erotic love). It's not a lesser form of love than erotic love, only a different form of love. In fact, the ancient Greeks had a word, "phileos", more or less equating to fraternal/brotherly love (friendship). Friendship seems to have no observable biological necessity(unlike parental love, necessary for humans to grow, and erotic love, necessary for humans to reproduce), and not much of a marketable appeal (as opposed to the millions/billions of dollars worth of things sold to people trying to better their marriages or parenting skills), yet without such a form of love as friendship our societies would be unbearably dull and alienated from one another. One can love their friends as well as their "significant other", just not in the same way (the difference here is quality, not necessarily quantity).
Friendships are not monogamous by necessity. Two people in a friendship don't need to exclude other people from their relationship. A friendship can best be thought of as two people side by side looking forward toward a common goal. It's an odd form of love in which people develop a relationship without relationship as a goal. Scientific achievements have come out of tight-knit friendships (Watson and Crick), as have works of literary genius (J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis), as well as victories in wars (due to the tight camaraderie and mutual trust of soldiers).
by Theologist March 09, 2006
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Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs
Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015
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mourny

The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.
After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.
by Monty S March 03, 2008
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Doorknocker

Big hoop earrings, often with the wearer's name in script across the horizontal diameter. It's not uncommon to rock a matching name chain.
"Giirrl, my ears are killin' me from wearing these heavy-ass doorknockers all day; i gotta be stylin' though, you know?"
by onthestrenf March 25, 2009
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