A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
That guy looks like a skirted egg!
by ksyder November 20, 2008
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Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.
by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009
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When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.
Person 1: “Bro John is soooo fried, he’s talking about tasting the terps and shit”
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Parking up close to the venue being visited.
I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
by M Silvey July 12, 2005
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A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.
"Demolition Man is the quintessential Burgerpunk film!"
by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 20, 2023
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any person who has a wide mix of european ancestory.
most americans are euromutts.
tom: i am french, swiss, english, german, irish, and finnish.
ben: i guess that makes u a real euromutt!
by rhys April 10, 2004
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Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.
Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"
by Nicole Joy July 1, 2007
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