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Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them
“So I got laid the other night”
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”
by Acousticclarinet July 29, 2018
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This person also has a lot of Dank memes
This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school)
I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes
This person also has a lot of Dank memes
This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school)
I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes
by Pseudonym of LIFE October 9, 2018
Get the Meme Dealer mug.A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
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by JusticeSalmon December 28, 2005
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by jazimazi December 25, 2025
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Pete was in awe of the action he was getting on these fabulous slopers, the climbing route had one beautiful slopey hand hold after the other.
by Gareth Yoxall February 13, 2006
Get the sloper mug.A junkloom is a family heirloom that may have once had value, but is now considered junk.
It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.
It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.
My mom always brushed her hair with this junkloom nobody wanted. She tried to give it to my fiancé as a wedding gift. My fiancé really wants me to get ride of it. She just doesn't understand the that to us its just a junkloom, but to her its her ancestors carved shoulder blade bone comb.
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