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A description for a hung and heavy male reproductive organ, usually in reference to it's weight and width resembling an actual tombstone & usually having many bodies attached to its experiences
Girl 1: Jeremy is so handsome. I'd let him all over me

Girl 2: Gurl you can't handle him, Samantha told me he was carrying a tombstone in his pants
Tombstone by KamuiShortsGamer November 14, 2025

advertunity

An opportunity for product placement in a mass media production.
Corporate sponsors of TV shows force their products into the show all the time, exploiting every possible advertunity.
advertunity by Moggraider August 2, 2009

cocktease 

A man who teases a woman with his cock
Oh Daniel you are such a cocktease teasing me with your cock i just cant resist
cocktease by StarseedWarrior June 27, 2015
Officially the best scarlet and violet pokemon.
It's named like the Spanish word for piglet and it's a normal type.
It looks like it's fat, but it's actually just muscle.
It's also God's reincarnation
Person one: hey what's your favourite pokemon?
Person two: lechonk

Person one: you're God damn right
lechonk by RobinEmma June 3, 2022

gropeable 

adjective- a person you desire to grope. the state of being so hot, that others desire to grope you.
She's definitely gropeable
gropeable by cushla March 24, 2004

Cheesy Handful 

1. I'm not even gonna say what it is, but you need two chicks, a cat, and an ice cream scoop... and you die at the end.
"I was studying last night with two chics and this cat walked by with an ice cream scoop in its mouth and the cheesy handful was born." ~ Last known words of the mastermind behind the Cheesy Handful
Cheesy Handful by handcraft February 4, 2009
The act of tomfoolery. Past tense for Smiler. Includes actions such as knocking on walls and just winding people up in general.
We camped in a bothy last night and got smilered.
Smilered by noneat June 7, 2026
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