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nothing, nobody 

When you mean absolutely nothing to them and then they become nobody to you.
Geez, my boyfriend really had the audacity to make all these promises and then abandoned me by forgetting the 3. So now he's just a nothing, nobody.
nothing, nobody by ItsACat! April 26, 2022
Someone or something that is the highest of high of gay people
''Who's Ryan the cherry picker?''
''Oh him, he's a gaylord.''
Gaylord by Hellomr.goodbye November 26, 2019

void crab 

A dank crab that lives in the void.
person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."
void crab by esper_thegod January 29, 2017
That was a damned good squelch.
squelch by ud40 February 23, 2005

megadeth 

1. The Death of 1,000,000 people in a nuclear explosion

2. A band created by former metallica guitarist dave mustaine , They play harder and faster than MetallicA ... They also stick to what they are good at and didn't sell out like MetallicA.

Their best albums include RUST IN PEACE, PEACE SELLS BUT WHOSE BUYING and COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION
Megadeth are the best speed metal band ever
megadeth by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005
(Bayer-Day Happiness Index)*

The BDHI is assessed on a 10-point Likert scale with 10 being highest. The metric only applies to the very moment the assessment is made, inclusive of all concurrent variables impacting a person’s happiness. This entails environmental factors that affect immediate sensory perceptions such as comfort level (e.g., attending a conference in which the room is cold as fuck), general mood (e.g., annoyed by present company), and physiological status (e.g., well-rested, happily buzzed, remorsefully hungover, gassy, and so on). One’s BDHI assessment is subject to continuous fluctuation and volatility, as the reported score only pertains to the now.

Extreme psychometrics on the BDHI spectrum are: 1 = suicidal; 10 = ecstatic.**

* The BDHI was developed by Chris James Bayer and Chet Robert Day circa 2021.

** Bolth these scores on the continuum are very rare because they indicate a willingness to die (in the moment of nirvanic elation or crushing despair), but for opposite reasons.
CJB: “How are you today?”
Chet: “In what sense?”
CJB: “What’s your BDHI?”
Chet: “Oh. It’s about a 7.5.”
CJB: “Got it.”
BDHI by Waarlowe February 16, 2022
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