esper_thegod's definitions

Space Whalism

The religion about a space whales and other holy animals and the belief that their return can beamed the power of the chosen ones. (its a joke religion)

Person 1: "Space whalism is a stupid religion

person 2: whoosh...

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

CTT

Clit and Tit Torture. Female version of CBT (cock and ball torture). It typically involves damage to the harm to the clit, stomping on the breasts, and, in extreme cases, the sewing of a vagina together.

Person 1: Hey do you know anything about CTT
Person 2: Did you ask me that specially for it to be used in an urban dictionary example?

by esper_thegod November 18, 2019

void crab

A dank crab that lives in the void.

person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

garin

The dankest person ever. he is making his way to memehood

"HAIL GARIN"

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

sans

A lazy skeleton who treats physics like its bitch while maintaining a teleporting fast food kiosk

sans is going to give you a bad time

by esper_thegod June 30, 2016