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Faschism 

Abbreviation for Alt-FAR-Right, *Market Dictatorshop* SCHISMic Politics (Pollutics*) common in WEIRD countries aka Inverted Totalitarianism (Sheldon Wolin) aka 'Post-Modern Medievilist* Fascism'

WEIRD = Western, Educated, Industrial, Rich & (so-called) Democratic - an indicator for psychology test subjects.
The *Market Dictatorshop* Faschism *seems* to have a firm grip over the Civil State, judging from the fact that in America, the correlation between Legislation passed and 'what the people want' is precisely ZERO, ZILCH, ZIP, NUTTIN' - as determined by Larry Lessig using meta-data.

Also 'Faschist'. "In the Faschist [Inversion' if you can guess how many things the Prize is, I'll sell you both of them!"
Faschism by PartisanZ March 20, 2022
Hispanic or Italian, Julios are most of the time handsome. They have brown hair and brown hairs, and relatively short. Julios are skinny and their smiles can melt your heart.
Kasandras always love Julios
Julio by kasandra____ November 18, 2019

White tears 

“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.
Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*
White tears by melanynmonroe November 4, 2016

Timeshare 

See time share time-share.

An elaborate marketing scam designed to make victims purchase property that they don't really need. Typically this scam is used in vacation/resort towns like Williamsburg, Myrtle Beach, Las Vegas, and Orlando. After being lured to the places with offers of "Free Disney Tickets" or "Free Money", victims are made to endure a 90-120 minute sales presentation where they are shown around a series of semi-luxurious condos or apartments, and then persuaded to purchase a property using deceptive and highly-pressurized sales pitches.
After being shown around a fairly nice-looking apartment complex, the Timeshare salesman and the customer return to the main office to finalize the presentation.

Timeshare Rep: So, did you like the Quazi Glam properties?
Customer: Absolutely! The jacuzzi room was a nice touch, and the ocean view is spectacular.
Timeshare Rep: Now, I need to get my double-digit sales quota today, and I'm running terribly short on time, so let's get down to business. You said you are an Engineer, and you probably make like a shitload of money, so how would you like to purchase an apartment for $2,899 a month for 60 months?
Customer: Those apartments don't look like they cost that much!
Timeshare Rep: Aw come on now, work with me. (scribbles on a paper) Using a hooey mathematical formula I made up while showing you around, you can easily get one paid off in like, 14 months.
Customer: The price still does not justify the quality.
Timeshare Rep: Hmmm. How about I reduce the payment to $2,199 for 54 months. You can even invite your friends and relatives to rent it out and reduce your cost.
Customer: Let me think about it later.
Timeshare Rep: Okay. How about $1,799 for 48 months? I'll even throw in free maintenance and free lunches at the on-site bistro for 3 months.
Customer: I still need more time to consider this.
Timeshare Rep: You're breaking my balls here. $1,499 for 42 months, plus all of the benefits, and free heating?
Customer: Alright, fine. I'll buy an apartment.
Timeshare Rep: Great! Now sign on the dotted line before my 100 minute presentation is up (hands over a document).
Customer: (signng the document) Now what if I change my mind and decide to cancel my payment, do I get refunded?
Timeshare Rep: Um.....no. In fact, by signing up, you are now required to pay $2,899 up front, plus a $7,345 utility instalation fee, $13,500 pet-chauffer service, and a $1,766 asteroid-impact insurance fee.
Customer: Fuck.
Timeshare Rep: Thank you for purchasing a Quazi Glam property. Here's a complementary ticket to Jamal's Flea Market. Have a nice day. Sucker.
Timeshare by sarcastic June 11, 2006
racist term used to describe a persian
There are too many dersians in this party, let's leave.
dersian by Renegade N October 21, 2009
"Plushie" generally refers to a stuffed toy or character, usually given to children to snuggle and enjoy. More recently, the term has come to symbolize adults with affinities to stuffed animal-characters (such as Tails in my case) whom relate the affection of the plushie to a loving and caring individual.
"My daughter has a thousand plushies in her bedroom..."
...also...
"That plushie is locked in his room making love to a stuffed Tails..."
plushie by Roach August 15, 2004
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