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telekinvtic 

a bully editor who everyone is jealous of cuz she’s so cute and skinny
omg telekinvtic told me to die! who cares 👄
telekinvtic by Sallyahs546 November 30, 2020

frumpkin 

A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.
Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.
frumpkin by betty May 13, 2005
A person, most commonly a girl in their teens, who has been through so much in their lives that crying (or sometimes they just can't cry)or any other form of emotional release becomes inefficient, therefore they resort to self-injury (aka self-mutilation, self-harm), but not intended to be a form of suicide. Self-injury is usually a sign of a serious mental disorder such as depression or bipolar, and caused from traumatic events such as death, sexual or verbal abuse, or low self-esteem.

Usually, proof of this behavior is well-hidden by wearing long sleeves and pants. Most self-injurers do not advertise their injuries. There is a such thing as 'attention cutters', or people who injure themselves just so others will feel sorry for them. Attention cutters usually purposely talk about their actions and make it seem almost like something they're proud of.

Cutters are often given the label of emo or goth, only because people are too ignorant to see that these people actually have pretty messed up lives. These stereotypes usually push these kids to want to hurt themselves more severely, thus those who have such narrow-minded views on cutters should shut their mouths and care about their own sorry lives.
"I hear she used to be a cutter, but since her family intervened, she's been to a counselor and is now on anti-depressants."

Stereotyped View: "Look at her over there, you can just tell she's a cutter because she has no friends and listens to emo music and wears black makeup."
cutter by ximafake February 14, 2006
Peace is the most beautifulgirl you know.Her smile lights up a room.You never quite understand why she's so weird but she makes you day.She is someone you trust with anything.She is very talked about and never notices. She can do anything she puts her mind to. She'll be there for you forever.Don't lose her.
U know Peace OMGGG
Eaven is everyone’s BFF. She usually has short hair.She absolutely loves to hang out
Eaven is my bff.

Snore Wizard 

A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.
"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.
Snore Wizard by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009
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